I Sincerely Thank
>Abhishake Chawl: for constantly supplying me with blog links to copy stuff from
>SonOfBosey: for inspiring me to copy his style
>CHEATAN BHAGAT: for giving me a topic to write on
>Ciggie, Kichu, Shitty, Langda gulabi, Rough, AnAand Chudee, Achor penDe and Suttesh DeBhai: for having trained me thoroughly in the skill of copying and manipulating
>Prince Uncle: for making every Indian feel that, even he/she can write blogs and there is no age bar to start writing.
Just thought it would be generous and at the same time safe enough to acclaim some names, before any hue and cry from any soul.
Coming to the Blog, got this interesting SMS early in the morning….
“Hirani sir seems to have found a new pastime these days… ‘Cheat-on Bhagat’ “… he he..
With the growing brouhaha around the movie 3 Idiots, I personally feel that the biggest winners here are we, “The Bloggers”. So what if we have found three Idiots in Che(a)tan Bakwas, Raju Hira-nahi and Aila ‘am so self boastingly perfectly perfect’ Khan (hereby referred to as “AK”), they have anyways given us a topic to write on atleast. 3 Idiots has indeed given all us dead bloggers a new lifeline.
Statistics say that 34 percent of total blogs written in India, in the past one week, have been on Che(a)tan’s Bakwas, 29 percent have been on Raju’s Cheat-on’s and 8 percent on how AK can be so discreetly, diplomatically and ‘perfect’ly foolish (how can he say that he hasn’t read FPS and yet say that NowCaste joshila readied a totally different script for 3 Idiots).
Well, as a matter of optimism, there are still around 7% blogs being written on how good/bad the movie 3 Idiots is/was. But the most interesting part is that our dearest Suresh AajMadilla still manages to find space in these blog bites. A shocking 14 % of the blogs are written on the different ways our IOC (Indian Olympics Carnage committee) President has been trying to screw the CWG. Latest blog being on the ‘Tambola’ event that he has planned for the forthcoming CW Games (ref: son of bosey’s blog).
And then, there are these 6-7 percent blogs which are being written with the sole and SOLE purpose of crafting ‘Emotional Atyachar’ on the readers (he he.. hu hu… got a chance to take a dig on a fellow competing blogger.. he he..).
Giving credits, taking credits, crying for credits etc etc have become a trend after the current 3 idiots fiasco. At a recently concluded convocation ceremony at the SDM (Super Demeaned Morons) school of MisManagement, the local hero, Baichung Bhutia (Roll No 88) is believed to have called a press meet after realizing that he hadn’t been given proper credits and recognition by R.No 89, after he got his MBA Certificate (Maha Bekar Aadmi… oh!! Just forgot to mention Rohit Shetty’s name in the credits… will add it in the rolling credits… hope he doesn’t make an issue out of it… anyways, all the best!!) .
“I was with my mom, dad, uncle, aunty, cousin, brother in-law, uncle in-law etc, n everybody felt so bad. He didn’t mention my name even once. He says only 5% of his answer scripts resemble mine.. how can he say that?? Have a look at my scripts and his; more than 75% is similar. He has cheat’on’ed me (another new terminology, dedicated to Cheat’on’ bakwas.. he he).” Said a visibly upset Baichung Bhutia.
“wat?? Is he gone crazy?? Wat 70% is he talking about?? Let it be 100% percent similar, he had signed a non disclosure agreement with me, for which I had given him two packets of cream biscuits and one tin of ginger beer.” RNo 89, seemed to be more furious than baichung when the SSSH reporters asked for his comments. “He is a cheat, not me. I did give rolling credits to him at the end of the last paper. My scripts have been a result of hours of hardwork put in by many individuals. Ciggie, Kichu, shitty, sirdard singh and nivala have contributed more than Baichung, how can he demand so much recognition for himself.”
Just when the verbal duals were moving towards fist fights, a friendly soul erupted, trying to ease the situation a bit. “yeh kiya bolti hui hai tu. Why are you fighting mere piyarre dost jano, Q jagada karti ho?”.. Anu AsRough boli.. sorry sorry.. Anu bola, trying to pacify things between the two parties, in the meantime drawing the entire crowd towards his euphoric and Chatur way of pacifying things.
Coming back to
“So what if I haven’t read FPS, I know 3 Idiots hasn’t been copied from it”, said AK, gradually realizing that he hadn’t made any sense, before he finally made some sense by saying, “I took away all credits of 3 Idiots from Sharminda and Muddy, did they complain?? I took away all credit for TZM, without acknowledging Small Gupte.. did he act so stupid?? No body knows who directed Ghajini, as I swayed away with all the honours for making the film, did anybody complain?? Aila, then why so much bakwaas by Che(a)tan Bakwas”
Although, AK’s statements garnered mixed reactions from the reporters, Nitin Gulabi had lots of humorous emotions to deliberate for AK’s first statement. “ha ha, its as good as our TwoBeen Shitty and Prince Uncle saying that they don’t remember when they were born, but are sure that they are 28 years old. Ha ha.” said Gulabi, giggling all the way towards his newly purchased Santro car.
Last heard: Che(a)tan Bhagat, Raju Hira-Nahi and AK seen partying at Thopda’s residence, celebrating the success of 3 Idiots and FPS (Five Point Someone).
Special Thanks to Baichung for being a small victim in this otherwise big blog
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