Shahid Afridi accuses Indians of double standards!!

In what is considered to be a new low in the Indo Pakistan relations, Shahid Afridi, captain of the ICC T20 WC winnining captain of Pakistan, has accused Indians of following double standards. This incident happened at a time when Shahid Afridi was celebrating his 19th birthday.

“The cake was really good. It was sweet. The chocolate part was good but vanilla cream wasn’t bad either”, said an ever confused looking Sohail Tanveer, who was actually asked to comment on the fight that erupted at Peela Palace. “Oh! God, main question samajh nahi paaya. Meri ‘Jehniyat’ hi aisi hai ke main questions samajh nahi paata. Ya right, the fight, ya it was also good” replied Tanveer, forcing the SSSH! News correspondent to move towards someone who could actually understand the questions being asked.

“How can he comment on my age, who is he to do so?? These Indians have no integrity and they question mine.” cautioned Afridi, who seemed to have blown up upon being questioned about the 19 candles he had on his cake. “Why should Danish Kaneria be bothered about my age. Last year he created a scene when Hasan Raza was celebrating his 15th birthday, n today he is creating a scene here. These Indians just want to point fingers at us, while they too do the same things back home.” said Afridi, who seemed to have forgotten that kaneria himself was a Pakistani. “what? God!! Chalta hai, all people who point fingers at us are Indians”.

“In India, when 36 year old people celebrate their 30th birthday, it is celebrated by cutting cakes having pics of Hollywood actresses younger than the birthday boy (shown in pic below).. where does the integrity go at that time” said Afridi, referring to Prince Uncles birthday (prince uncle holding the other 29 pics.. not shown in pic).

Meanwhile, Javed Miandad, who too was present at this party has urged the ICC to intervene in this matter and subsequently quell the efforts put in by the Indians. "It's nothing less than humiliation - not only of our cricketers but the whole nation," Miandad, the Pakistan Cricket Board's director of operations, told the SSSH! Press. "Instead of giving permission to private firms to organize birthdays like this, the ICC should take control of such events so that countries like Pakistan do not suffer," Miandad said, before quietly hiding the copy of his speech, but not before a SSSh! Reporter had already identified that it was the same speech he had delivered a couple of months back, when none of the Paki Players were chosen to play for IPL3. Except for that IPL was crossed over to be replaced by Birthday.