Prince Uncle celebrates 100 crushes!!

Coming back to what our posts are actually intended to do, and that is to create humour… for the first time ever, FriskyBeep along with SSSH! presents before your an unique record, whose holder is not just a young 34 year kid, but this bombastically dynamic lad also claims himself to be a blogger.

January 15th, 2009 will go into history books as the day when Mr. Prince Uncle completed a century of crushes. After what started exactly a couple of years back (Prince Uncle was 32 then), when he saw Vichitrani, for the first time, wearing a fluorescent Purple top (with fluorescent yellow spots on it) and a light pink baggy pant, today was the day when Prince Uncle encountered the 100th crush of his life.

"its been a long journey. it would have been very sweeter and merrier had atleast one girl or guy complemented my feelings back" said Prince, who was now dwindling between two extreme feelings (happiness of having 100 crushes and unhappiness for not having converted any of those).

The closest Uncle came was when he had almost converted his chances with TwoBeen Shitty. Back then, Article 377 hadnt received its amendment status and things couldn’t materialize between the two.

TwoBeen Shitty, however is said to have moved on with life, in a STRAIGHT manner, after his Coffee with Pushpa episode. This was the one big thing that prompted Prince Uncle to enter into the life of blogging.

“have found a new soulmate in blogging. Make that 101 crushes”, said a weepily happy Prince Uncle. “Or maybe you can call it 100 crushes and One love” he continued, still denying that he was ever in love with Vichitrani. “That was just a crush, she was in love with me, not me, me in love, never”.

Although prince uncle doesn’t remember his entire crush list accurately, it is believed that his list contained a total of 54 girls and 42 guys.

“hey, that makes it 96, what about the other 4”, a seemingly excited Mapesh Kanada jumped and yelled, having pointed at a very valid discrepancy. Mapesh himself is supposed to be nearing his own milestone of 100 loves. How many girls are there in this list, is a question everybody will be eagerly awaiting to be answered by Mapesh.