Aamir... Wattan Actor!!

Aamir Khan has once again showed what it takes to be a “doodley doo”. Though the beeper (the blogger, or the writer, or me myself) has no idea of what “doodley doo” means, it definitely gives him a great pleasure for having used a quite different utterance than the usual stereotype expressions. Just like the name of this blog… friskybeep…. Its been 10 days since I have been seriously thinking about the exact reason behind coining this blog ‘friskybeep’.. Nor is there any beep around and neither is this blog friskily visited..

Well, coming back to Aamir Khan… what a splendid performance… great direction, great screenplay, great story-writing, great acting, great production…. Oh!! maybe he hasn’t actually produced the film.. or, has he directed or did the story writing??.. By the way, which film are we talking about??

Well, Doesn’t really matter?? Has AK anytime not given a doodley doo performance?? He is one of those perfect kinds. Tries to bring in perfection, whenever it is and wherever he is. He is such an perfectionist that he even steals others credits and screen presence perfectly. he he..

But the part worth appreciating about AK is the kind of roles he does, the kind of hard work he puts in and the persona he exemplifies in getting those roles near to perfection. No matter how long we are made to linger for an AK movie, but when we get to see one, its one of those supremely admirable ones.

Heard that Fardeen Khan too Is coming up with an out of the box kind of role (another doodley doo type of word)… says he would take 2 years to complete the movie.. if this wasn’t enough, SSSH! Reporters kept SSSHHHHHHHHHH (read: Silent) for the rest of the evening, when FK proudly proclaimed being the lead actor of the movie. “What a ‘delirious’ feeling the SSSH ppl would have got” said ViChin Ciggie, who has been trying to sharpen his English speaking skills after being turned down by an English faculty, who was Four years elder and One feet taller than Ciggie.

FK didn’t stop over there, he had much more to say.. and this time it was about the recently released Aamir Khan starrer “3 Idiots”.. “donno why the film is called 3 Idiots.. it should have been rather called ‘a bunch of idiots’. What else do you call a cluster of people who try to sabotage their own career, directing, producing and acting in a movie that stars AK”, said an expressionless FK… (how natural.. haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa)…

“he not only steals the show, but he steals others screen presence, appreciation, happiness, joy, love, life, dreams, faith, laugh, freedom, peace..” and finally he had to be interrupted by Sagar Sharminda of SSSH, after going on without a full stop and some hundreds of commas, with the same expressionless face.

FK, reportedly had quite a big role in Aamir Khan starrer ‘Ghajini’… a secret that was revealed to SSSH, for the first time ever. “Even I was there in the movie. No one ever noticed me” said a sheepishly crying FK, still consistently maintaining his expressionless face amidst those tears.

P.S: 3 idiots is indeed a good movie and do watch it... makes me regret being an engineer, but doesnt make me regret enjoying 4 years of engineering.. :)

TwoBeen Shitty guilty of celebrating his 28th bday for the 5th time

In a sad and tragic incident, TwoBeen Shitty of Karkala, invited moral criticism for having celebrated his 28th birthday for the 5th time on the 3rd day of December 2009. He had earlier celebrated his 28th birthday on the same day in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 too. Although the exact reason for this demeaning act of TwoBeen wasnt known, sources close to him claim his growing attraction towards Pushpa (exact name not disclosed) to be one of the reasons.

A local coffee day attendant, Mr. Vipin Kichu was witness to TwoBeen claiming himself of being 28 years old, when Aveen last dated Pushpa in February 2008.

Mr. Achor PenDe, who has now taken over the post of President of C.A.K.E (Candlemakers Association of Karkala based Enterprises) from Mr. Nitin Gulabi, had some really harsh words to speak against TwoBeen. "He had last bought candles 10 years back.. has been reusing the same again and again.. in the last 5 years alone we have lost the sale of candles by atleast 200 numbers, only because of TwoBeen."

Mr. PenDe sounded very critical at the lack of economic thoughts preceded by TwoBeen, towards the candle makers of Karkala. "how will we earn our bread and butter if TwoBeen continues to celebrate his 30th birthday for the next 20 years" said a proud looking PenDe, who combed his beard for the 28th time in 30 minutes. "i ll keep combing my beard for another 10 times and still claim to have trimmed it only 28 times.. he he.. tit for tat.. he he" quipped PenDe, trying to be humorous yet unattended at.

Although TwoBeen wasnt available for a talk, a close friend of his, Anew Prince Uncle, was available for a quick chat. "hmmm... grrrr... pmmmm... sllll... rrrrrr" said Anew after thinking for 5 minutes. Even after another 10 minutes, Anew was quite unsure of what he actually wanted to say. Finally at the 13th minute, he broke his silence saying, "i can understand how hard it would be for both C.A.K.E and its cutter.. i mean Shitty... i have myself gone through these rigid times when i celebrated my 23rd birthday for the 10th time in 2007" and suddenly he realized having spilled out the truth in front of a gathering of not less than 20 'Sach Sharam Samaan Hai' (SSSH!) journalists. "No No, i was just kidding.. ha ha.. i am just 26.. (smile) (smile). .please please, cut my last sentence" said a profusely sweating Anew. "please dont let Vichitrani know this atleast, Please Please" said an even more profusely sweating Anew.

Shitty still wasn't available for his comments. Meanwhile news coming in from the commissioners home in BTM claims that the Commissioners daughter has gone all levels defending Shitty's act. "what Shitty did was a proud thing and i am totally in his support" said a bold looking Pushpa, who also claimed to be the girl to whom aveen claimed to be of 28 yrs old in 2008 feb. "ya i was the girl, so what. What if Shitty is 28 or if he is 35, i have absolutely no issues with anything. Why should C.A.K.E be bothered of how many candles Shitty has on his CAKE." said a ostensibly supporting Pushpa.

while Pushpa'z and Anew's words may have brought some respite to the Already aged Shitty (if Shitty is aged, what do we call Anew??... more aged.. he he.. hu hu..), Achor PenDe and his C.A.K.E seem to have taken things to the legal level. This is Sagar Sharminda reporting for SSSH! from Sharampur... have a nice and truthful day.