TwoBeen Shitty guilty of celebrating his 28th bday for the 5th time

In a sad and tragic incident, TwoBeen Shitty of Karkala, invited moral criticism for having celebrated his 28th birthday for the 5th time on the 3rd day of December 2009. He had earlier celebrated his 28th birthday on the same day in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 too. Although the exact reason for this demeaning act of TwoBeen wasnt known, sources close to him claim his growing attraction towards Pushpa (exact name not disclosed) to be one of the reasons.

A local coffee day attendant, Mr. Vipin Kichu was witness to TwoBeen claiming himself of being 28 years old, when Aveen last dated Pushpa in February 2008.

Mr. Achor PenDe, who has now taken over the post of President of C.A.K.E (Candlemakers Association of Karkala based Enterprises) from Mr. Nitin Gulabi, had some really harsh words to speak against TwoBeen. "He had last bought candles 10 years back.. has been reusing the same again and again.. in the last 5 years alone we have lost the sale of candles by atleast 200 numbers, only because of TwoBeen."

Mr. PenDe sounded very critical at the lack of economic thoughts preceded by TwoBeen, towards the candle makers of Karkala. "how will we earn our bread and butter if TwoBeen continues to celebrate his 30th birthday for the next 20 years" said a proud looking PenDe, who combed his beard for the 28th time in 30 minutes. "i ll keep combing my beard for another 10 times and still claim to have trimmed it only 28 times.. he he.. tit for tat.. he he" quipped PenDe, trying to be humorous yet unattended at.

Although TwoBeen wasnt available for a talk, a close friend of his, Anew Prince Uncle, was available for a quick chat. "hmmm... grrrr... pmmmm... sllll... rrrrrr" said Anew after thinking for 5 minutes. Even after another 10 minutes, Anew was quite unsure of what he actually wanted to say. Finally at the 13th minute, he broke his silence saying, "i can understand how hard it would be for both C.A.K.E and its cutter.. i mean Shitty... i have myself gone through these rigid times when i celebrated my 23rd birthday for the 10th time in 2007" and suddenly he realized having spilled out the truth in front of a gathering of not less than 20 'Sach Sharam Samaan Hai' (SSSH!) journalists. "No No, i was just kidding.. ha ha.. i am just 26.. (smile) (smile). .please please, cut my last sentence" said a profusely sweating Anew. "please dont let Vichitrani know this atleast, Please Please" said an even more profusely sweating Anew.

Shitty still wasn't available for his comments. Meanwhile news coming in from the commissioners home in BTM claims that the Commissioners daughter has gone all levels defending Shitty's act. "what Shitty did was a proud thing and i am totally in his support" said a bold looking Pushpa, who also claimed to be the girl to whom aveen claimed to be of 28 yrs old in 2008 feb. "ya i was the girl, so what. What if Shitty is 28 or if he is 35, i have absolutely no issues with anything. Why should C.A.K.E be bothered of how many candles Shitty has on his CAKE." said a ostensibly supporting Pushpa.

while Pushpa'z and Anew's words may have brought some respite to the Already aged Shitty (if Shitty is aged, what do we call Anew??... more aged.. he he.. hu hu..), Achor PenDe and his C.A.K.E seem to have taken things to the legal level. This is Sagar Sharminda reporting for SSSH! from Sharampur... have a nice and truthful day.