Scorecards when India loses and Sachin scores a century!

India loses when Sachin Scores a century? Well, losing 24 matches (when Sachin scores a century) is quite a lot, but then, you are talking about a man who has scored 100 International centuries.

He has fought lone battles at times and sometimes battled pain to get to this ultimate glory. Find it extremely foolish when people speak in negative, about his centuries in losing causes. Below are a few scorecards that reflect the team's contribution when Sachin scored a century. There have been times when even a triple hundred by Sachin would not have saved us the match and then there have been times where he has ran out of partners to even think of scoring a triple hundred.


Tests
1. India Vs Autralia: Tendulkar only Indian to score more than 50 (both innings included). Scores 114 and India loses by 300 runs.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63567.html

2. India vs England: Tendulkar only Indian other than Javagal Srinath (scored 52 in the first innings) to score more than 50 (both innings included). Scores 122 and India lost by 8 wickets. No single player scored more than 20 runs in the second innings.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63713.html

3. India vs SA: Scores 169 and India lost by 282 runs. Scored more than 50% runs of total runs made by Indian batsmen.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63737.html

4. India vs Australia: Scores 177 and India lost by 8 wickets. Only one player other than Sachin scored more than 50 (both innings included).

5. India Vs Australia: India lost by 180 runs. Only two scores of 50 plus for India. Sachin scored 116 in the first innings and 52 in the second.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63866.html

6. India vs Australia: Sachin scores 154 not out, runs out of partners in the first innings. India lose by 122 runs.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/291352.html

7. India vs South Africa: India lose by an innings and 25 runs. Sachin unbeaten on 111 runs in second innings as he runs out of partners. Indian bowlers fail to take more than 4 South African wickets in the entire match.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/463146.html

8. India vs Pakistan, Chennai: Who can forget this match. Played with back spasms. Lasted 273 deliveries and scored 136 runs. Only other 10 plus score in the second innings was by Mongia (52). The other 9 players scored 34 runs put together. When Sachin was the 7th wicket to fall, India required only 17 runs to win.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63828.html

One Day:
1. India vs Sri Lanka: Epic match. Scores run a ball 137 before he gets run out. Manoj Prabhakar scores 7 off 36 balls and gives off 47 runs in the 4 overs he bowls. Sri Lanka win with 8 balls to spare.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/65179.html

2. India vs Australia: 22nd April 1998, Sharjah. Historical day for Indian Cricket. Scores 143 to take India to the finals of the Coca Cola Cup. Heads back to the pavilion thanks to a wrong umpiring decision. Any guesses on who the umpire was?
Comes back, two days later to score another scintillating hundred and this time win is ours.

3. India vs SriLanka: Another individual battle fought. Scores 101 with no support from other batsmen. Next highest score is 35 (61 balls). Sri Lanka win by 5 wickets and 37 deliveries to spare.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/65894.html

4. India vs Zimbabwe: Scores more than half the runs scored by the team. Bats till the 47th over, hitting 143 runs. Next high score is 32, by our Number 11 batsman (Zaheer Khan). India loses by 1 wicket and with just 1 ball to spare.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/64682.html

5. India vs Pakistan: Chasing 330 runs in 50 overs, Sachin scores 141 off 135 deliveries. No other batsman scores more than 40 runs. India lose by 12 runs.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/64882.html

6. India vs West Indies: Makes an unbeaten 141 as India set Windies a target of 310 runs. Rain plays spoilsport as West Indies get a revised target of 113 off 20 overs.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/256607.html

7. India Vs Australia, Hyderabad: 175, rings a bell? Chasing 350 runs in 50 overs, Sachin takes India to the brink of victory. Scores 175 off 14 1 overs as India fall only 3 runs short in what would have otherwise been an epic chase in ODI history. Nevertheless one of the best ODI innings ever.
When Sachin was out, India needed only 19 runs off 17 deliveries (with 3 wickets remaining).
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/416240.html

8. India vs South Africa, World Cup’11: Scored 111 off 101 deliveries. When Sachin was out, India were 267 for 2 off 39.4 overs. We managed to add only 29 more runs off the next 54 balls, losing 8 wickets in the process. SA won by 3 wickets, with 2 balls remaining.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/433586.html


Well, for those who disown the theory of celebrating Individual excellence over the teams defeat, you have just witnessed what no other individual born after today would. Enjoy, Appreciate and Value the moment.

Sachin Tendulkar!!!!! The God of Cricket!!

21 years, 18,000 runs, 453 matches and finally a dream has been realized. A dream with which Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar entered the World of Cricket more than two decades back. With the World Cup victory in his bag, Sachin has now achieved everything that a cricketer would ever dream of.



The year was 1992; 6 WC’s back, and a teenager from Mumbai started his journey towards bringing the ultimate cricketing glory back to India. After 19 years of tireless cricket, which has more often than not resulted in despair and agony, the World Cup has now finally been felt by our God… the joy of which can only be understood and felt by him.

He has carried the burden of an entire Nations expecations for 21 long years; since the time the Kohli’s and Raina’s would not even have known what cricket is. The hardwork that has been met and the toll cricket has taken on his body wouldn’t ever be imaginable for mortals likes us. For one thing we know, Sachin has delivered whenever we have wanted him to.

One year past two decades is a real long period and many feel Tendulkar’s time to retire wouldn’t be far and long. Every Indian would have woken up to this nightmare at least once in the last 21 years. And now when the moment is actually nearing, the anxiety of hundreds of millions cricket lovers would have no bounds.
Every ODI series would be desperately awaited from now on; every cricket news would be tracked with desperation… not to see how the team performs but to ensure that Sachin will carry his bat through another series. Judging by the kind of cricket he has been playing, the question of retirement may perhaps be out of reckoning. From being a perfect technician of the game to being an insignia of cricket worldwide, he has lived the dream of an entire Nation. While the fears of his retire surround us, there is one more question that keeps buzzing us; has he met the expectations of those hundreds of millions cricket lovers?? Have the fans watched enough??......... After a big silence, the answer would be a bigger “NO”. We have shed a bucket load of tears when Sachin got out on 18, can we be content without watching a WC finals century from the Master Blaster.

With all due respect, we, the fans, would not want Sachin to even think of retirement, before all our expectations are met. The target of 75 centuries and 20,000 runs in Test Cricket hasn’t been met yet. Nothing less than a century in the finals of world cup would fulfill our expectations; winning the IPL and Champions trophy isn’t on priority, but we would love if he does it; we hate it when someone calls him a bad captain; A triple century in test cricket, another double ton in ODI and a couple or more centuries in the T20 format are some more things doesn’t seem far for achieving. And last but not the least; we would love to watch him open the innings for India with his son.

Expectations are zillions, they are unique and when one expectation is met the other arises. Sometimes (many a times in case of Sachin) they are just not practical. The youth of India has grown up watching SRT play. There are many, like me, who heard the word Sachin Tendulkar before cricket. Would Sachin’s retirement mean any less than a calamity for the ardent fans in us?

Players like Yuvi, Gauti, MS Dhoni, Viru and Zaheer Khan have risen to the occasion as and when anything was demanded off them. They have equally been part of the team that has conquered the cricketing world. But can they match the ecstasy of a single Sachin Tendulkar innings?


As Claude Levi-Straus quotes in his innate manner, “The world began without man, and it will end without him”. Things will come out full circle eventually; the dawn of this golden episode will end some day. Cricket started without Sachin and will definitely end without him, something that we Indians would never like to believe. Long Live Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar!!

Cricket!!!

And a 28 year old drought is finally over. The wait, that lasted almost three decades, is realized as the Men In Blue win the most coveted prize in Cricket. In a Cricket frenzy Country like India, Cricket can bring things at a standstill, and, it’s the same game that can bring the entire nation on its toes. And this is exactly what Cricket has done today: Removed 9 hours from our life and added a lifetime worth of memories to cherish instead.



This is the nation of hundreds of millions of cricket fans, where a cricket victory is celebrated more than a birthday or a marriage. Here, cricketing heroes are worshipped day and night. This is the place where everybody has got a point or two to prove about their superstars at every moment. So much so, the players themselves have to keep proving themselves at every instance of time. Even the pure craftsmanship of Rahul Dravid and the Intelligence and shrewdness of Saurav Ganguly wasn’t spared. Spare a thought for the little master, coz he has been trying to answer questions since the past 21 years. While there were times he was questioned for not hitting a century, there were times where he has been questioned after having hit one. This world cup alone would have answered a heavy load of questions for him.

Since the last one month too there were questions, but the faces were different. Dhoni had to prove his capability, Yuvraj had to answer his critics that he still had the required character to sustain at the International level and Bhajji had quite a few things to prove. Similarly there were the smaller fishes who had to prove their worth at the international level. No matter how good or how bad they fared in doing so, but for today they are our Heroes and they would be for the next few days or months or years. All the Munaf’s and Sreesanth’s who have otherwise given us a few anxious moments, can have a sigh of relief, coz they are a part of the team that has brought us the ultimate glory in Cricket.


But would any of these personalities not be questioned tomorrow?? Would they not be asked to prove themselves on the fast and cruel tracks outside the sub-continent,or, would they not be questioned about their bowling attack?? Wouldn’t any cricketer be questioned for giving an IPL team preference over the country? Yes, they would be in all likelihood. This is the country where the 1983 WC winning captain wasn’t spared. Not even a year past celebrating India's first World Cup victory, the legendry player and captain was shown the door.

Things have changed in the past few years and will hopefully keep changing in the coming times too and we all wish that no questions would need to be asked or to be answered.

For now, it is time to feel nirvana. As Gautama Buddha quoted, "Where there is nothing; where naught is grasped, there is the Isle of No-Beyond. Nirvāṇa do I call it — the utter extinction of aging and dying”. It indeed is time to annihilate all unnecessary feelings.. Its time to cheer and feel pride for what the Men in Blue have achieved for us. We may question these men again tomorrow, but deep inside we know the amount joy they have given us, we shall always remember the 2nd of April for the moment of pride we Indians have experienced because of these men.

APOLOGY LETTER 2....

To

XYZCVAF

MNSIMD (Name of the PGDM school changed) ;)

Mysore

Date: 02-12-06

Respected Sir,

Sub: Apology letter

I, Murthy Vageesh S A (PGDBA No: 6089), would like to apologize for having copied in the recently concluded Corporate Accountancy Exams.

The circumstances were such that I did what I thought was best, at that time. But at the same time I sincerely agree that my act was not decent enough for a management student.

I request that this act of mine be condoned with a very minimal penalty.

I assure that I would not, in any circumstances, indulge in any of the activities which would be termed, against the rules, by the institute.

Yours Sincerely,

(Murthy Vageesh S A)

(PGDBA No. 6089)

APOLOGY LETTER 1....

To

XYZLJKLGDJD

NMSIMD (Name of the PGDM School changed) ;)

Mysore

Date: 02-12-06

Respected Sir,

Sub: Apology letter

I, Murthy Vageesh S A (PGDBA No: 6089), would like to give an explanation for the incident, because of which a complaint has been forwarded to you by the hostel authorities.

In mid September, a throw ball match was scheduled to be played between the first year and the second girls, at 9.30 pm. Due to the ground revamp work, the throw ball net was removed and kept in the basement room of the hostel, the keys of which were with one of the hostel workers. The keys were awaited for, till around 10.00 pm. Being a member of the sports committee, and after coming under certain pressure of the awaiting crowd, I had to take the unfortunate move of breaking the lock of the basement room. The lock was broken only after I had promised to replace it with a new lock the next morning. The throw ball net was then taken out without fiddling around with any other things in the room.

The circumstances were such that I did what I thought was best, at that time. But at the same time I sincerely agree that my act was not decent enough for a management student.

I request that this act of mine be condoned, and any nominal fine imposed will be accepted upon by me.

I assure that I would not, in any circumstances, indulge in any of the activities which would be termed, against the rules, by the institute.

Yours Sincerely,

(Murthy Vageesh S A)

(PGDBA No. 6089)

Shahid Afridi accuses Indians of double standards!!

In what is considered to be a new low in the Indo Pakistan relations, Shahid Afridi, captain of the ICC T20 WC winnining captain of Pakistan, has accused Indians of following double standards. This incident happened at a time when Shahid Afridi was celebrating his 19th birthday.

“The cake was really good. It was sweet. The chocolate part was good but vanilla cream wasn’t bad either”, said an ever confused looking Sohail Tanveer, who was actually asked to comment on the fight that erupted at Peela Palace. “Oh! God, main question samajh nahi paaya. Meri ‘Jehniyat’ hi aisi hai ke main questions samajh nahi paata. Ya right, the fight, ya it was also good” replied Tanveer, forcing the SSSH! News correspondent to move towards someone who could actually understand the questions being asked.

“How can he comment on my age, who is he to do so?? These Indians have no integrity and they question mine.” cautioned Afridi, who seemed to have blown up upon being questioned about the 19 candles he had on his cake. “Why should Danish Kaneria be bothered about my age. Last year he created a scene when Hasan Raza was celebrating his 15th birthday, n today he is creating a scene here. These Indians just want to point fingers at us, while they too do the same things back home.” said Afridi, who seemed to have forgotten that kaneria himself was a Pakistani. “what? God!! Chalta hai, all people who point fingers at us are Indians”.

“In India, when 36 year old people celebrate their 30th birthday, it is celebrated by cutting cakes having pics of Hollywood actresses younger than the birthday boy (shown in pic below).. where does the integrity go at that time” said Afridi, referring to Prince Uncles birthday (prince uncle holding the other 29 pics.. not shown in pic).

Meanwhile, Javed Miandad, who too was present at this party has urged the ICC to intervene in this matter and subsequently quell the efforts put in by the Indians. "It's nothing less than humiliation - not only of our cricketers but the whole nation," Miandad, the Pakistan Cricket Board's director of operations, told the SSSH! Press. "Instead of giving permission to private firms to organize birthdays like this, the ICC should take control of such events so that countries like Pakistan do not suffer," Miandad said, before quietly hiding the copy of his speech, but not before a SSSh! Reporter had already identified that it was the same speech he had delivered a couple of months back, when none of the Paki Players were chosen to play for IPL3. Except for that IPL was crossed over to be replaced by Birthday.

Prince Uncle celebrates 100 crushes!!

Coming back to what our posts are actually intended to do, and that is to create humour… for the first time ever, FriskyBeep along with SSSH! presents before your an unique record, whose holder is not just a young 34 year kid, but this bombastically dynamic lad also claims himself to be a blogger.

January 15th, 2009 will go into history books as the day when Mr. Prince Uncle completed a century of crushes. After what started exactly a couple of years back (Prince Uncle was 32 then), when he saw Vichitrani, for the first time, wearing a fluorescent Purple top (with fluorescent yellow spots on it) and a light pink baggy pant, today was the day when Prince Uncle encountered the 100th crush of his life.

"its been a long journey. it would have been very sweeter and merrier had atleast one girl or guy complemented my feelings back" said Prince, who was now dwindling between two extreme feelings (happiness of having 100 crushes and unhappiness for not having converted any of those).

The closest Uncle came was when he had almost converted his chances with TwoBeen Shitty. Back then, Article 377 hadnt received its amendment status and things couldn’t materialize between the two.

TwoBeen Shitty, however is said to have moved on with life, in a STRAIGHT manner, after his Coffee with Pushpa episode. This was the one big thing that prompted Prince Uncle to enter into the life of blogging.

“have found a new soulmate in blogging. Make that 101 crushes”, said a weepily happy Prince Uncle. “Or maybe you can call it 100 crushes and One love” he continued, still denying that he was ever in love with Vichitrani. “That was just a crush, she was in love with me, not me, me in love, never”.

Although prince uncle doesn’t remember his entire crush list accurately, it is believed that his list contained a total of 54 girls and 42 guys.

“hey, that makes it 96, what about the other 4”, a seemingly excited Mapesh Kanada jumped and yelled, having pointed at a very valid discrepancy. Mapesh himself is supposed to be nearing his own milestone of 100 loves. How many girls are there in this list, is a question everybody will be eagerly awaiting to be answered by Mapesh.